Today’s funny Wednesday 29th May 2013

Corporate Condoms??? What if major companies from all around the world started producing or   sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would   probably advertise more openly. * Nike Condoms:  Just do it. * Toyota   Condoms:  Oh what a feeling! Ford Condoms:  The ride of your life. * Microsoft Condoms:  Where do you want to go today? * Optus Condoms:  Yes! * KFC Condoms:  Finger Lickin’ Good * M&M’s Condoms:  Melt in your mouth, not in your hand * Duracell Condoms:  Keep going and going and going * Pringles Condoms:  Once you pop you can’t stop * Sydney   Olympic Condoms:  Share the Spirit * Hyundai Condoms:  All day, every day * Tip Top Condoms:  Good onya mum – (available in Tasmania only) * Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected * VB Condoms:  As a matter of fact, I’ve got one now * Swan Lager Condoms:  They said you’d never make it….. * Vegemite Condoms:  Puts a rose in every cheek * Levi Condoms:  Do you   fit the legend? * Nescafe Condoms:  It brings you together. * Quicken Condoms:  Quicken.  Easy * THE FOLLOWING BRANDS WOULD NOT SELL VERY WELL. * Mitsubishi Condoms:  Please consider * AFL football   Condoms:  I’d Like to See That * GoodyearTyre Condoms:  If it only saves you   once a year…. * Samboy Condoms:  The flavour really hits you * RTA Condoms:  Speed kills * Nobby’s Condoms:  Nibble Nobby’s Nuts * Bolle Condoms:  Put them on your face * Kahlua Condoms:  Drink the rhythm * Aussie Homeloans Condoms:  We’ll save you