Today’s funny Saturday 4th May 2013

How Adam Got Eve — Priceless

Adam was hanging around the garden n of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”

Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

He said, “This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you .

She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,   and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement

She will praise you!

She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them she will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it

Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?”

God replied, “An arm and a leg.”  

Then Adam asked, “What can I get for a rib?”

Of course the rest is history…………!!!!

Why Do Men Pee Standing Up?

God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn’t quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve.

He thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left was a thing-a-mabob that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.

“It’s a very handy thing,” God told them, “and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it.”

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, “Oh, please give that to me! I’d love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!”

On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it.

So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.

Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place —first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away – laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, “Well, I guess you’re kind of stuck with the last thing I have left.

“What’s it called?” asked Eve.

“Brains,” said God.