Sometimes people are so DUMB!!!!

What do you expect from Ford drivers, a working brain too??

“We’re the pride of South Australia” no words needed.

Thought this only happens in Saigon. But it is in Adelaide J & IT IS A Ford driver


Bunnings trailer

This is an actual photo taken by Transport SA last month at the corner of Trimmer Parade and Frederick Road , Seaton.

The wood was about 2 metres out of the (left) hand side and about three metres out of the (right) hand side.THE BEAMS IN THE FRONT WINDOW WENT ACROSS HIS CHEST, HE COULD ONLY MANAGE ONE HAND ON THE WHEEL!





I can’t think how lucky I am – VERY SOPPY – HAVE YOUR TISSUES ON HAND.

This will make you thankful for everything you have and as one of the judges said “Will make everything you worry about so pathetic” .

Enjoy this one!

Please take a few minutes to watch this. It will make your day.

I watched this and had to get my tissues. It was beautiful

Outfit for Tuesday 27th November 2012

Tuesday 27th November 2012


This is the Outfit I wore  for Tuesday 27th November 2012.

I have to try to be more diligent with sorting out my outfits for the week. I used to do them every Sunday afternoon/evening, but time has goat away with me over the last couple of months and I have not managed to get my week ahead sorted.

If I haven’t sorted my whole week, I do get tomorrow’s outfit ready the night before as getting up at 4am is just not the right time to be selecting clothes.

I don’t normally favour green clothing and as such don’t wear this dress often, I had a shoe ping, though as these lovely shoes are my favourite and I wore them yesterday and I will wear them to work each day.

They are surprisingly comfortable, even though they don’t look it.

This dress has the taupe colour of the shoes in it so they go quite well.

The patterned fabric is a light mesh over a stretch bright green underlay, NO SLEEVES, so over course I had to wear a jacket or light over top.

I have a few of these little mesh jackets in different colour as they are quite inexpensive, but I do try and buy the colours that will go with more than 1 outfit. The above overlay goes very well with another dress/tunic that is purple/blue and the same light green. I also have a pair of flat shoes that I bought in Thailand for about $5 that match wonderfully, but I don’t wear them to work, and given this dress is quite long, I thought the taupe shoes a better fit.


Saturday’s funny 1st December 2012 today

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet  twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m  completely nude”.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,

“Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed…”YES


She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumb founded

Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?” The other answered, “I  don t know – I thought you were watching.”


Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men, are men.


Friday’s funny 30th November 2012 today

Hit and Run

A platoon of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar but less serious state.

The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Platoon Leader asked the injured Australian what had happened.

The soldier reported, ‘I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.’

We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.

He yelled back that Kevin Rudd is a bureaucratic, Good-for-nothing, left wing labour dickhead who knows bugger all about running the country.’

‘So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!’

He retaliated by yelling, ‘Oh yeah? Well, so does Julia Gillard ! ‘

‘And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking hands, when a f *** ing truck hit us.’


Outfit for Friday 23rd November 2012

Blue outfit not worn for a long time

I pulled this dress out of my wardrobe a few weeks ago after I bought my new blue shoes and put my little jacket with it as the blue in the dress and the shoes are the same as the little bolero.

I have had this dress for a few years, but slob that I am spilled something on the top of the dress and haven’t worn it since.

When I pulled it out of my wardrobe, I checked and the stain is barely visible, I also think the other reason that I never wore it again is the colouring as I didn’t really have any thing to wear with it.

Outfit for Thursday 22nd November 2012

Casual wear for Thursday


As I didn’t have any appointments on Thursday, I thought I would wear my orange sparkly shoes and this dress.

I can’t remember the brand but it has sleeves, so a bonus in my book.

The patterned fabric is a shiny stretch and the white fabric is a T shirt material, it is a little creased as I had to take the photo after it was washed because I ran out of time last week to do my photos and as I am not going to wear it again in the next few weeks, who cares.

Dresses I bought with my gift voucher

Dress bought with my gift voucher


Dresses I bought with my gift voucher from La Dee Da are shown. I love the colour blue and I have a lot of stuff that is the same colour blue but until this year didn’t have shoes to go with it. I would wear white or black.

Novo shoes had a special on shoes if you buy 1 pair, the 2nd pair was 1/2 price, I of course had to take up the offer and I got these blue heels and a flat pair the same colour.

The thing that I love about this dress is it has sleeves, a lot of dresses and tops these days are tunic type style and us older birds who need to have coverage have to wear a cover of some sort. The fabric of the sleeves and white bodice is a mesh fabric, and the dress is a silk type fabric. It has little buttons on the bodice as well.

This is the second dress I bought. When I was getting it ready to put on the dress making dummy, I was quite excited because when I bought it (with my gift voucher) I thought it was sleeveless and I was thinking about what to match it. It is a Quior dress, I mentioned to the lady in the shop that I love this brand but mostly buy it when we go to Sydney, so only once a year, and she said it is a new brand to her shop and has sold very well, so she will continue to bring it in.

It is a very moderately priced brand with lots of embellishments and lovely fabrics.


Today’s funny 29th November 2012 – Blonde & more blonde

 Two blondes living in  Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and

one blonde says to the other, ‘Which do you think is farther away…

Florida  or the moon?’  The other blonde turns and says ‘Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida


A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the

mechanic it died.  After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, ‘What’s the story?’

He replies, ‘Just crap in the carburetor’

She asks, ‘How often do I have to do that?’


A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, ‘I wish you guys would get your act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!’


There’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank ‘Yoo-hoo!’ she shouts, ‘How can I get to the other side?’

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, ‘You ARE on the other side.’


A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

‘Impossible!’ says the doctor. ‘Show me.’

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, ‘You’re not really a redhead, are you?

‘Well, no’ she said, ‘I’m actually a blonde.’

‘I thought so,’ the doctor said, ‘Your finger is broken.’


A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, ‘PULL OVER!’

‘NO!’ the blonde yelled back, ‘IT’S A SCARF!’


A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, ‘We were the first in space!’

The American said, ‘We were the first on the moon!’

The Blonde said, ‘So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!’

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

‘You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!’ said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, ‘We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!’


A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night..

It was her turn.

She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.

Her question was, ‘If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?’

She thought for a time and then asked, ‘Is it on or off?’


A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?’  ‘HELLLOOOOOOO……,’ answered the blonde. ‘They’re watch dogs

THE VERY FIRST EVER BLONDE “GUY” JOKE….. And well worth the wait !!!!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, ‘Corned beef and cabbage!

If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.’

The Mexican opened his lunch box and Exclaimed,’ Burritos again!

If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.’

The blonde opened his lunch and said, ‘Bologna again!

If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.’

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping.

She said, ‘If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!’

The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, ‘I could have given him tacos or enchiladas!

I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.

(Oh this is GOOD!!)?

   Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife.

 The blonde’s wife said,

‘Don’t look at me. He makes his own lunch.’


Is it still stormy out there?

Is it still stormy out there


The weather has been just awful today, buildings lost their roofs, trees blown down, rubbish everywhere, I just hope the storm moves through quickly.

We had no power for a little while so we had the blinds up and Braandi was looking out the window because I was.

Luckily our house is protected by the other houses around us, so far no damage, but still very windy and the rain is very thick and heavy.

The storm is supposed to dissipate about midnight, so hopefully no more accidents and houses get their power back on quickly.