One patterned dress 3 ways

I found this beautiful blue dress on Polyvore and thought how could I stretch this out over a few outfits.

Black, white and grey – the pieces

Black

Grey

White

Todays funny Monday 13th May 2013

He didn’t like the casserole

And he didn’t like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard…

Not like his mother used to make.

I didn’t perk the coffee right

He didn’t like the stew,

I didn’t mend his socks

The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him…

Like his MOMMA used to do.