Today’s funny Wednesday 15th May 2013


Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men….that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again…..

The engaged girlfriend said: ‘the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice,  stilettos and mask.

He said, ‘You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night long.’

The mistress stated:

Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn’t’ say a word.

We just had wild sex all night.’

The married one then said:

‘The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes.

My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, ‘Hey Batman, what’s for dinner?’

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