Scarf rings


My sister shouted Mummy to a trip to Bali for a holiday for her 7oth and they were going to swim with the dolphins, she asked me if there was anything that I would like her to buy me.

My friend had told me that the new thing now was scarf rings made out of shell, so I asked her to get me a couple of those if she found any.

She got me 2 made from shell, 1 very light cream one and 1 an orange colour and 2 made from the shell of the coconut and 1 silver one that she bought a while ago on eBay and it has only just arrived.

In my opinion scarf rings are best worn with plain coloured scarves, especially if the scarf ring is ornate, otherwise you  will lose the impact of the ring itself.

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There are lots of ways to use scarf rings, and different types of rings or accessories to add to the scarf rings.

A scarf can change a whole outfit, adding embellishments to the scarf when wearing a plain top can change the outfit again. They can be simple to put on the scarf and take off which means that you don’t have to have loads of them, just a few key pieces can change the whole scarf and or outfit.

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Today’s funny Sunday 30th June 2013


Paddy’s pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.

After being in a coma for almost six months, she woke up and saw that she was no longer pregnant.

Frantically she asked the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replied, “You had twins, a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. However they were poorly at birth and had to be Christened immediately, so your brother Paddy came in and named them.”

The woman thought to herself, ‘Oh, suffering Jesus, no; not my brother! He’s a bloody idiot!’

Expecting the worst, she asked the doctor, “Well, what’s my daughter’s name?”

“Denise,” said the doctor.

The new mother was somewhat relieved and thought to herself, ‘Wow, that’s a really beautiful name. I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like Denise.’

She asked, “What the boy’s name?”

The doctor replied, “Denephew!”

My Reveiw of the Pink concert Friday 28th June 2013


I have never been to a concert before, so this was a new experience for me.

I have to say the concert was fantastic!!!!!

The pre show function at the Sheraton was NOT!!

When we got the tickets, there were none available to purchase in WA, so one of my friends who also wanted to go, was able to get some from the Eastern states for a WA concert!! how bazaar, the only tickets that were available were gold class, which included drinks and canapés at the Sheraton for an hour as pre show function. The tickets were not cheap, $350 per person, I thought this was outrages, however Grumpy wanted to go, so I said ok.

Sue bought and paid for the tickets, we paid Sue and last week we received the tickets and the pre show function ticket.

We decided to go into the city on the train, as we were getting on the train at the beginning of the line, we got seats, however we sat on the wrong side and got the sun in our face the whole time.

Not a problem, we were going into the city to a concert.

The train trip was quick and very pleasant, we all said why don’t we do this more often, because we are too busy boating.

I wanted to have something light to eat as I wasn’t sure what the canapés would consist of so we went into Fast Eddies for a drink and something light. Well that was a disaster, they wouldn’t serve our friends or Grumpy a beer or glass of wine as they were not having a main meal, I ordered a BLT and milkshake (I haven’t had one in so many years I can’t remember) and Grumpy ordered a bruschetta still no drinks, so we decided to finish up and go to the Sheraton for a drink before the pre show function.

Still all good

We have our drink and go into the function room and this is where the issues began, the cost of this was $200 as the tickets were priced at $150. The only drinks on offer were beer (limited amount, not type) white wine and champagne, I had to ask for a glass of water, I did get one after about 10 minutes and it was warm tap water. Remembering that the function was only for an hour, I was not impressed. The food (canapés) was trays and trays of sushi and a horrible squishy looking thing with prawns in it. I don’t eat sushi so didn’t have any, I took one of the squishy prawn things, and touching it made me squirm, it was gooey and felt slimy, I took one bite and had to spit it out, it had 1 tiny prawn and it was full of coriander in it. I put it on the table near me, and low and behold lots of other people had the same idea, there were more uneaten of these things sitting on this table than people in the room

Lots of trays of food were coming out but unfortunately it was all the same.

about 6.15, the wait staff started bringing out red wine, so this increased the choice of drinks somewhat.

At about 6.35 some of the wait staff brought out trays of skewers with prawns & capsicum on them(whoever came up with the menu should be shot), I of course took one as I had paid to have some food, so I thought I would have one. WORST thing I could have done, there was a huge lump of chilli in the prawn and I started to cough quite loudly, Sue by now was getting really annoyed went outside the function doors and complained to the staff that there was not a single soft drink, water or juice on offer.

About 5 minutes later, I got 2 drinks a sprite and a squash, so things were looking a little better.

At 6.45pm the wait staff started bringing out little beef rolls not much bigger than a 50c piece, yes I did manage to get one, and yes it was nice.

at 6.55pm (5 minutes before the function was due to end, I might add and half the people had left the function room) the wait staff brought out fried chicken pieces, yes I got one of those as well and then we left to go to the concert.

Moral of this story, just because you pay exorbitant money for a pre show function does not mean it is going to be worth it and in this case it certainly wasn’t.

This is where the highlight of the night began, the concert. I cannot say enough about the show, Pink herself, she is so humble and down to earth.

if I ever have the opportunity to see anther concert, it would definitely be Pink. The lighting, dancers, Pink and the comedian little fellow was just fabulous. I have listened to her songs and seen some of her music DVD’s but not really taken much time to watch, she is a very athletic person and her routines showed this.

LOVED IT!!!

 

 

Today’s funny Saturday 29th June 2013


A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony….

On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.

A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, ‘Did you call for me?’
The man replies, ‘No, what do you mean?’
She says, ‘You must be new here. Let me explain. It’s a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.’
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
The man continues to explore the colony’s facilities. He enters the sauna and, as he sits down, he farts….
Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward him, ‘Did you call for me?’ says the hairy man.
‘No, what do you mean?’ says the newcomer.
‘You must be new,’ says the hairy man, ‘it’s a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.’ The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, ‘May I help you?’ she says.
The man yells, ‘Here’s my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the £500 membership fee.’
‘But, Sir,’ she replies, ‘you’ve only been here for a few hours. You haven’t had the chance to see all our facilities.’
The man replies, ‘Listen lady, I’m 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 35 times a day!!’

Keep Smiling And Have A Nice Day

 

Going to my first concert tonight – PINK


We are going to see PINK tonight, my first ever concert, we fogging oping to go into the city on the train from Mandurah into the city, drinks & nibbles for the pre show function at the Sheraton.

Should I Wear something Pink???

it’s going to be quite cold so I will need to rug up, so I could wear a pink scarf!

Given that the pre show function is at the Sheraton, I suppose I should dress up a little bit, I thought black jeans, black boots with a little heel (have to walk from the train station to the Sheraton and then to the new adrenaline and then back to the train station at the end of the concert) a beautiful Noni be cream sheer pleated blouse with bell sleeves and pearls and beads on the collar , a BooRadley black patch embossed and pleather vest (it has beautiful shape) and a black PingPong embossed jacket, and off course a pair of black leather gloves, can’t help to add my Princess status item most (most of our friends call me princess apparently I am precious).

 

 

 

Today’s funny Friday 28th June 2013


An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.

When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says, “I’m going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.

I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say,

’99’.

The old guy obeys and says,
“99”.
The doctor says, “Great“, now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say,
’99”.
Again, the old guy says,
’99’.”
The doctor said, “Very good”.
Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.
I’m going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I’m going to hold on to your penis
to keep it out of the way.
Now take a deep breath and say,

’99’.

The old guy begins,

“One…

two…

three…”

You don’t stop laughing because you grow old.
You grow old because you stop laughing

 

Highest amount of views ever!!!!!


I opened my iPad to upload today’s post and found that yesterday i received the highest amount of views EVER!!!!

I was very pleasantly surprised to find that I had my highest amount of views yesterday.

i said to Grumpy, see I got even more than yesterday especially after your  nasty comment, people do  Like my jokes”

he said “yeah, by posting another joke, a dig because I haven’t had time to post more fashion posts”

i did, I put a post that a follower of mine from Polyvore posted about my fashion sense!!!

I hate this iPad, it has minuet ages to type this as it keeps changing my words and then the keyboard disappears  and thenI can’t backspace.

I will NOT let it upset me!!!!!

 

Today’s funny Thursday 27th June 2013


SCOTTISH WEDDING

At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled…

“Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.”

The bartender was almost crushed to death.

 SEX

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore ….. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

 New Book

A man goes into Chapters and asks the young lady assistant, “Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?”

She replies, “I’m not sure if it’s in yet.”

“That’s the one; I’ll take a copy…”

 Poor Lance Armstrong

I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, while on drugs.

When I was on drugs, I couldn’t even find my frig’n bike.

 Drive By

A guy broke into my apartment last week.

He didn’t take my TV, just the remote.

Now he drives by and changes the channels.

Sick Bastard!!

 The Agony of Aging

On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.

I said to him, “You better get your hearing checked – You’re supposed to turn your clock back”.

 SCAM

Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled “My Favourite 18 Holes”. Turns out it’s about golf.
Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don’t get scammed.

Best Regards, Charlie Sheen

 So True

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself.

The Moral of the story:

In life, no one helps you once you’ve been f@#ked.

 Pregnant Prostitute

Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, “do you know who the father is?”
“For f…. sakes, if you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?”

 Sex Research (could be handy)

If sex with 3 people is called a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome!

 EASYJET

Paddy calls EASYJET to book a flight.
The operator asks, “How many people are flying with you?”

Paddy replies “I don’t know! It’s your bloody plane. ”

The meaning of life in 13 words…

“Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the f@*k happened”