It’s winter in Australia now, but it is warmer in a lot of countries, so this post goes out to all the women who have to look after the men in their lives who get the Man flu, need Manpons and in need of a pill to fix all their ills, and if those don’t work, there’s another pill at the bottom of this post that will sort everything.
Men can be such babies when they get sick, and Man flu, Manpons and a pill for complainers will definitely help .
Manpons – for the guys that act like little bitches and whinge like a girl
A pill for chronic complainers,
Pay too much tax?
Boss not fair?
Not gettin any?
No One Cares is for you!
they are recommended to be take with a nice warm cup of shut the hell up.
Codral Man Flu tablets
How To Avoid The Flue
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often. If you can’t wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
Get plenty of rest.
Take the doctor’s approach.
Think about it…
When you go for a shot, what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol…
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
Walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
Put lime in your Corona …(fruit)
Celery in your Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh….(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)
The way I see it…
If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can’t get you!
My grandmother always said, ‘A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!’
Live Well – Laugh Often – Love Much
And another pill for those that all other pills don’t help with, the Fuckitol pill