Today’s funny Wednesday 22nd May 2013

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate

their 50th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and

Gentlemen, I’m afraid I have some very bad news… Our engines have ceased

functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an

uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach.

However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live

on the island for the rest of our lives!”

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.

An hour later, Abe turns to his wife and asks, “Esther, did we pay our VISA

and MasterCard bills yet?”

“No, sweetheart,” she responds.

Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, “Esther, did we pay our

American Express card yet?”

“Oh, no! I’m sorry. I forgot to send the check,” she says.

“One last thing Esther. Did you remember to send the estimated tax check

to the IRS this quarter?” he asks.

“Oh, forgive me, Abe,” begged Esther. “I didn’t send that one, either.”

Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.

Esther pulls away and asks him, “What was that for?”

“Abe answers, “They’ll find us!”