Today’s funny Saurday 27th July 2013


There’s an old sea story about a ship’s Captain

Who inspected his sailors, and afterwards told

The first mate that his men smelled bad…

The Captain suggested perhaps it would

Help if the sailors would change underwear

Occasionally.
The first mate responded, “Aye, aye sir,

I’ll see to it immediately!”

The first mate went straight to the sailors

Berth deck and announced, “The Captain

Thinks you guys smell bad and wants you

To change your underwear.”

He continued,

“Pittman, you change with Jones,

McCarthy, you change with Witkowski,

And Brown, you change with Schultz.”

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise

“Change”,
But don’t count on things smelling any better.

RUDD DIDN”T COMPLETELY BANKRUPT AUSTRALIA AT HIS FIRST ATTEMPT SO HE IS BACK FOR A SECOND GO !!

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