One thing about blokes from Scotland is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place!
Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councillor from Glasgow, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.
His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.
‘If hooking up one rag-head terrorist’s testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camel shagger to save just one Scottish soldier’s life, then I have only three things to say;
Red is positive, Black is negative and make sure his nuts are wet.’
1. If you refine heroin for a living,
but you have a moral objection to liquor.
but you can’t afford shoes.
3. If you have more wives than teeth.
but consider bacon unclean.
Bullet-proof and suicide.
you haven’t declared Jihad against.
but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. If you were amazed to discover that mobile phones
have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
and think every man should own at least four.
10. If you find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it.