Today’s funny Wednesday 3rd July 2013


WORLD WAR III IN THE PLANNING STAGES

President Bush and VP Cheney are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, ‘Isn’t that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?’

The bartender says, ‘Yep, that’s them.’

So the guy walks over and says, ‘Wow, this is a real honour! What are you Guy’s doing in here?’

Bush says, ‘We’re planning WW III.’

The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’

Bush says, ‘Well, we’re going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.’

The guy exclaimed, ‘A blonde with big tits?   Why kill a blonde with big tits?’

Bush turns to Cheney and says, ‘See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.

 

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