WORLD WAR III IN THE PLANNING STAGES
The bartender says, ‘Yep, that’s them.’
So the guy walks over and says, ‘Wow, this is a real honour! What are you Guy’s doing in here?’
Bush says, ‘We’re planning WW III.’
The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’
The guy exclaimed, ‘A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?’
Bush turns to Cheney and says, ‘See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.