Toady’s funny Tuesday 19th June 2013


The right change

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

The waitress asks  them for their orders.

The man says, ‘A hamburger, fries and a coke,’ and turns to the ostrich,   ‘What’s yours?’

‘I’ll have the same,’ says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order ‘That will be $9.40   please,’ and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, ‘A   hamburger, fries and a coke.’

The  ostrich  says, ‘I’ll have the same.’

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. ‘The usual?’ asks the waitress.

‘No, this is  Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,’  says  the man.

‘Same,’ says   the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, ‘That will be   $32.62.’

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.

‘Excuse me, sir.  How  do you  manage to always come up with the exact change in your  pocket every  time?’

‘Well,’ says   the man, ‘several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found  an  old lamp.

When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.

My  first  wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would  just put my hand in my pocket

and the right amount of money would always be  there.’

‘That’s   brilliant!’ says the waitress.   ‘Most  people would ask for a  million dollars or something, but you’ll  always be as rich as you want  for as long as you live!’

‘That’s right.  Whether  it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact  money is  always there,’ says the man.

The waitress asks, ‘What’s with the ostrich?’

The man sighs, pauses and answers,

‘My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say

 

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