Today’s funny Saturday 15th June 2013


TENJOOBERRYMUDS

This is funny . sad, because it is TRUE ….. but  funny!!!

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND  TENJOOBERRYMUDS”…

In order to continue getting-by in the UK (our home  land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! what with the Olympic games coming.

Practice by reading the following  conversation until you are able to understand the term “TENJOOBERRYMUDS”.

With a little patience, you’ll be able to fit right in. Now, here goes…

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you  as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in London today……

Room Service : “Morrin. Roon sirbees.”

Guest : “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”

Room Service: ” Rye . Roon sirbees…morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???”

Guest: “Uh….. Yes, I’d like to order bacon and eggs.”

Room Service: “Ow July den?”

Guest: “…..What??”

Room Service: “Ow July den?!?… pryed, boyud, poochd?”

Guest: “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.  scrambled, please.”

Room Service: “Ow July dee baykem? Crease?”

Guest: “Crisp will be fine.”

Room Service: “Hokay.. An Sahn toes?”

Guest: “What?”

Room Service: “An toes. July Sahn toes?”

Guest: “I.. don’t think so.”

Room Service: “No? Judo wan sahn toes???”

Guest: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know  what ‘judo wan sahn toes’ means.”

Room Service: “Toes! Toes!..Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?”

Guest: “Oh, English muffin!!! I’ve got it! You were saying  ‘toast’.. Fine….Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”

RoomService: “We bodder?”

Guest: “No, just put the bodder on the side.”

RoomService: “Wad?!?”

Guest: “I mean butter… just put the butter on the side”

RoomService: “Copy?”

Guest: “Excuse me?”

Room Service: “Copy…tea..meel?”

Guest: “Yes. Coffee, please… and that’s everything.”

Room Service: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem,  Anglish  moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy . rye??”

Guest: “Whatever you say.”

Room Service: “Tenjooberrymuds.”

Guest: “You’re welcome”

Remember I said “By the time you read through this YOU

WILL UNDERSTAND ‘TENJOOBERRYMUDS’ …..and you do, don’t you!

GAWD ‘ELP US…..

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