Today’s funny Thursday 25th April 2013


8 Thoughts

EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER

Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the
Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe
years.

Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 2
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers — what you do today,
might burn your Ass tomorrow.

. . . and as someone recently said to me:
“Don’t worry about old age — it doesn’t last that long.”

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