Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”
“Terrorists have kidnapped Julia Gillard, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse her in petrol and set her on fire.
We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”
“How much is everyone giving, on an average?” the driver asks.
The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”