Today’s funny Tuesday 2nd April 2013


Ways girls turn romantic guys down !!!

HE: I’m a photographer i’ve been looking for a face like yours!

SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon .i’ve been looking for a face like yours!!!

HE: Hi! didn’t we go on a date once? or was it twice?

SHE: Must’ve been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?

SHE: No,i’d like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must’ve been given your share!!!

HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?

SHE: It’s hot!!!

HE: I’d go to the ends of the world for you!

SHE: Okay,but would you stay there?

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry! i’m having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Your face must turn a few heads!

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

HE: Go on ,don’t be shy.Ask me out!

SHE: Okay,get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why,are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: why,don’t you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?

SHE: I’ve already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?

SHE: Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: You know I can’t seem to get your face out of my mind.

SHE: Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out

of my face!!!

HE: When I look at your face, I can’t hold my self down..

SHE: And when I look at your face I can’t seem to keep my food down!

HE: You know when they made u they must have broken the mold.

SHE: Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your  mold!!

HE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as  beautiful as you?

SHE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, i’m sure there’s no-one as ugly as you!

HE: Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?

She: Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!!

HE: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?

SHE: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE: I’d like to call you. What’s your number?

SHE: It’s in the phone book.

HE: But I don’t know your name.

SHE: That’s in the phone book too.

HE: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?

SHE: Do not Enter

HE: I know how to please a woman.

SHE: Then please leave me alone.

HE: I want to give myself to you.

SHE: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.

HE: I hope you didn’t hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.

SHE: No, but it looks like you landed on your face!

 

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