Today’s funny 1st April 2013

When You ve Been Married Too Long

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.

That night all three decide to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask

He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of  my life.  I love you.’

Then we made love all night long

The mistress:

Me too!  The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.

When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we made love all night.

The married woman:

I sent the kids to my mother’s house for the night.

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.   As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,  ‘What’s for dinner, Batman?


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