When You ve Been Married Too Long
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask
He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my life. I love you.’
Then we made love all night long
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we made love all night.
The married woman:
I sent the kids to my mother’s house for the night.
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, ‘What’s for dinner, Batman?