Today’s funny Sunday 17th March 2013


To Be Irish where life is so simple!

Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight.

The operator asks “How many people are flying with you?”

Paddy replies “I don’t know! It’s your bloody plane!”

————oOOo-(_)-oOOo————

Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site.

Paddy says to Murphy “I’m gonna have the day off.

I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!”

He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts

“I’M A LIGHT BULB! I’M A LIGHT BULB!”

Murphy watches in amazement!

The Foreman shouts “Paddy you’re mad, go home”

So he leaves the site.

Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.

“Where the hell are you going?” asks the Foreman.

“I can’t work in the friggin’ dark!” says Murphy.

——— ——–oOo- ——— ———

Paddy and his wife are lying in bed and the neighbours’ dog is barking like mad in the garden.

Paddy says “To hell with this!” and storms off.

He comes back upstairs 5 minutes later and his wife asks “What did you do?”

Paddy replies “I’ve put the dog in our garden. Let’s see how they like it!”

———–oOo- ———

An Irish Family Tradition

Paddy, had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.

It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday.
On that special day, they’d each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink.

So when Paddy’s, 18th birthday came ’round, he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned!
Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Paddy, went to see his grandmother.

Grandma,’ he asked, “It’s my 18th birthday, so why can’t I walk ‘cross the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?”

Granny looked deeply into Paddy’s, troubled brown eyes and said, “Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were all born in December, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in August, ya dip shit.

 

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