Who wouldnt like to satisfy his wife ??
>A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be eight again” she replied.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Tower of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn all the Coke she could drink, and her favourite lollies M & M’s.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his precious wife and with a big smile lovingly asked,
“Well Dear waht was it like being eight again?’
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed: “I meant my dress size, you freakin moron!”
Moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he’s gonna get it wrong!