Today’s funny Sunday 24th February 2013


Wine at Restraunts

The waiter took a bottle of Merlot to the woman and said, “This is from the gentleman seated  over there,” indicating the sender.

She regarded the wine coolly for a second without looking over at the man, and decided to send a reply note.

The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read:

“For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in
your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.”

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his
own. He folded his note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.

It read:

“For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage . . . and there is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. However, not even for a woman as beautiful as you,

would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back.”

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