A short but sweet blonde one!!!
A blonde was weed-eating her yard and Accidentally cut off the tail of her cat Which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to Woolworths
Woolworths is the largest re-tailer in the world!!!
Wooden Leg Insurance”
A man and his wife, moved back home to Newfoundland, from Ontario. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Ontario, was $2000.00 a year !!
When they arrived in Newfoundland, they went to an insurance agency, to see how much it would cost to insure. The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, “$39.00.”
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Newfoundland to insure, because it cost him $2000.00 in Ontario !!!!
The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, “Well,..here it is on the screen,it says: *Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is $39.00.*