Your passport please?
At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes
to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
“Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready.”
The Canadian gentleman says, “The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.
“Impossible. All Canadians have to show their passports on arrival in France!”
The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.
Then he quietly explained.
“Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on JunoBeach on D- Day inJune 1944,
and I couldn’t find any f***ing Frenchmen to show it to”.