Today’s funny Thursday 21st February 2013


Your passport please?

An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes

to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

“You have been to France before, monsieur?” the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

“Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready.”

The Canadian gentleman says, “The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.

“Impossible. All Canadians have to show their passports on arrival in France!”

The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.

Then he quietly explained.

“Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on JunoBeach on D- Day inJune 1944,

and I couldn’t find any f***ing Frenchmen to show it to”.

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