The receptionist replied “Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.”
He was filling the form OK until he came to the question – ”Are you circumcised?”
So he asked the receptionist – “Is that question necessary?”
She replied… “If you are circumcised you are not eligible”
He asked what difference it would make if he was circumcised?
She replied….”To become an Australian M.P. you have to be a complete prick