Today’s funny Tuesday 29th January 2013


The teacher was asking her First Graders what they wanted to be when they grow up.

It was Johnny’s turn.

Johnny said, “I wanna be a billionaire and go to expensive clubs, find a bitch there, and buy her a million dollar apartment in Vegas. Get her a Ferrari, buy her a beach house in Miami , a jet to fly with, get her expensive jewelry and have sex with her 3 times a day.”

The teacher was lost of words and didn’t know what to do.

So, she just proceeded along and asked Marie what she wanted to be.

Marie replied, “Without a doubt, ma’am, I’d like to be Johnny’s bitch!”

 

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