Today’s funny Tuesday 15th January 2013


An Australian Aboriginal picks up a hooker.

How much do you charge for da hour, sister?” he asks.

$100,” she replies.

He says “Do you do Aboriginal style?”

“No” she says.

“I pay you $200 to do it Aboriginal style”

“No”, she says, not knowing what Aboriginal style is.

“I pay you $300”

“No”, she says.

“I pay you $400”

“No”, she says.

So finally he says, “OK, I pay you $1,000 to do it Aboriginal style.”

She thinks, “Well, I’ve been in the game for over 10 years now. I’ve had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Aboriginal Style  be?”.

So she agrees and has sex with him.

They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several hours, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, “Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good.  So what exactly is ‘Aboriginal style’?”

The Aboriginal replies “You send da bill to da Gub’ment”

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