Today’s funny Tuesday 8th January 2013

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted   her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and  floppy.

Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret  and  the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.  Outraged, she immediately calls in  the  doctor.

‘I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my  operation!’

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him:  ‘I felt sad because you went  through  this all by yourself.’

‘The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time  ago.’

‘And what about the third rose ?’ she asked.

‘That’s from a man upstairs in the Burns Unit. He wanted to thank you for  his new ears.’



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