Another funny for Monday 7th January 2013, just because I can


DO YOU THINK THE CHILDREN OF TODAY HAVE IT TOO EASY?

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, “Pa! You need to go out and fix the dunny!”

Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin wrong with the dunny.”

Ma yells back, “Yes there is, now git out there and fix it.”

So Pa mosies out to the dunny, looks around and yells back, “Ma! There ain’t nuthin wrong with the dunny!”

“Ma replies, “Stick yur head in the hole!”

Pa yells back, “I ain’t stickin my head in that hole!

“Ma says, “Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix.”

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, “Ma! There ain’t nuthin wrong with this dunny!”

Ma hollers back, “Now take your head out of the hole!”

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, “Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!”

To which Ma replies,”Hurts, don’t it?!”

Old toilet seat

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