Today’s funny Sunday 30th December 2012


My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist when i noticed his dds diploma, which bore his full name.

Suddenly i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name, had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray-haired man with a deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended fairview high school .

Yes. Yes, i did. I’m a bulldog,’ he gleamed with pride.

‘When did you graduate?’ i asked.
He answered , ‘in 1975. Why do you ask?’

‘you were in my class!’, i exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then, this ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, grey-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked,  ‘what did you teach?’
 

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