Today’s funny Thursday 27th December 2012


Heart attack

A 54 year old  woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked ‘Is my time up?’

God  said, ‘No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.’

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in  the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy  tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her  teeth!

Since she had so much more time to  live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last  operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the  street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, ‘I thought you said I  had another 43 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?’

God replied: ‘I didn’t  bloody recognize you.

 

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