Today’s funny Wednesday 26th December 2012


Wanted

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that is was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70’s),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

‘You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?’ the widow said. ‘Just look at you! You have no legs!’

The old gentleman smiled, ‘Therefore, I cannot run around on you!’

‘You don’t have any arms either!’ she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled, ‘Therefore, I can never beat you!’

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, ‘Are you still good in bed??’

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, ‘I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?’

The wedding is scheduled for Saturday…

 

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2 thoughts on “Today’s funny Wednesday 26th December 2012

  1. candycanecoolio says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I can’t stop laughing and may the man that I will one day marry be that funny…. the only thing I would change was while he was leaning back, he would raise/wriggle his eyebrows. Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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