Oh To Be 12 Again…
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday.
‘I’d like to be twelve again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
What a day!
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her favourite sweets……M&M’s.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
‘Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?’
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
‘I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!’