Today’s funny Sunday 16th December 2012


Proposition

There was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators.

He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion.

The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.

One day, he decides to throw a huge party.

During the party he announces, “My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here.

I will give one million pounds  or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!”

As soon as he finishes his last word, there is the sound of a large splash.

The guests all turn to see a man in the pool swimming as fast as he can.

They cheer him on as he keeps swimming

Finally, the swimming man makes it to the other side unharmed.

The millionaire is so impressed, he says, “My boy, that was incredible!

Fantastic! I didn’t think it could be done!

Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Which do you want, my daughter or the  million pounds?”

The man says, “I don’t want your money or your daughter. just tell me which bastard pushed me in the pool !!!”

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