Two Kiwi business men in Melbourne are sitting in their soon to be new store.
As of now the store is bare with just a few shelves.
One says to the other ” I bet any minute now a Aussie is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we are selling ”
No sooner were the words out when sure enough a curious Australian walks to the window has a peak and asks,
What are ya selling here boys ?
One of the men ( being a smart arse ) replies ” Oh we’re selling arse holes here”
Without skipping a beat the Aussie replies
Well I see you’re doing really well, you’ve only got two left !!!