Today’s funny 6th December 2012


Husbands & Wifes

Husbands & Wifes (Photo credit: nerosunero)

 

10 husbands – a really good one.. if not a gentle reminder. 

 

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands.  On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be
gentle, I’m still a virgin”.

 

“What?”  Said the puzzled groom.  “How can that be if you’ve been
married ten times?”

 

“Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it’s going to be.

 

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.

 

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.

 

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

 

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method.

 

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how,
but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.

 

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.

 

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

 

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

 

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. …… God I miss him!

 

But now that I’ve married you, I’m so excited!”

 

“Good,” said the husband, “but, why?”

 

“You’re a Tax Man…… This time I KNOW I’m gonna get screwed!”

 

Happy Tax time!

 

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