Saturday’s funny today 24th November 2012


Audi A6

Recently I bought a new AUDI A6 but I had to return it to the dealer the next day because I couldn’t get the radio to work.

The car salesman explained that the radio was voice activated and demonstrated this brilliant feature.

“Nelson,” the salesman called to the radio.

The radio then responded “Ricky or Willie?”

“Willie!” he called back and immediately the radio burst into song “On the Road Again“.

Then the salesman calls “Ray Charles,” and in an instant “Georgia on My Mind” immediately replaces the Willie Nelson song.

I drove away very happy, and for the next few days, every time I’d say, “Beethoven,” I’d receive beautiful classical music for the afternoon.

Then I would say “Beatles,” and I would hear a multitude of those great awesome songs from the 60-80’s.

It was fun and even my wife even got into it too.

“Billy Joel” and up came ‘The Piano Man

Bee Gees” and up came “Lonely Days, Lonely Nights” plus many other great Bee Gees hits.

But yesterday, I had the best experience of all.

A couple tried to run a red light and I nearly creamed my new car, but luckily I managed to swerve in time to avoid hitting them.

I immediately yelled in anger, “F*****G Arse Holes!”

Guess what !!

Immediately up came the  EAGLES  Team Song through my speakers!!

*God damn it, I just LOVE this new car!*

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